Ingredients:
- 2 Chicken breasts
- Some cherry tomatoes
- One pear
- Some walnuts
- Mayonnaise
- Dijon honey mustard
- Apple cider vinegar
- Some olive oil
- Lemon pepper
This is the least exact recipe you will ever experience.
Cook chicken in some olive oil and put a small amount of lemon pepper on the chicken as it cooks. Cut pear and tomatoes. Place pear slices, tomatoes, and chicken in a bowl and put 2-3 spoonfuls of mayo into the mixture. I eyeballed, but I'd say 1-2 tablespoons of both dijon honey mustard and apple cider vinegar each. I put the walnuts on last because I forgot about them, but I figure you could do that beforehand. This is sooooo good. Since I don't have a husband and child to rate it, I give it a ten. I will give all of my recipes tens. My culinary efforts are perfect. Worship me.
Today I taught a Sunday School lesson on the Fall, but really taught most about joy and making sure we are happy and stuff. In one of my powerpoint slides, I just had a large picture of Joy Behar. I thought it was sooooo funny, but no one else did. How upsetting.
Look at you with your healthy calorie counting stats! I don't have the skills to make that happen.
Mah meal is gud 4 u becuz it has sum fruits and vegetablez.
Nobody laughed at the Joy Behar slide? Philistines!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. You need to hang with a better class of people.
Oh, and the recipe looks good. Fattening, but good. You can afford to get fatter. I, on the other hand, cannot.